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A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara’d into Submission)

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[Verse 1]
I been Norman Mailered, Maxwell Taylored
I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd
I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled 'til I'm blind
I been Ayn Randed, nearly branded
Communist, cause I'm left-handed

That's the hand I use... well, never mind

[Verse 2]
I been Phil Spectored, resurrected
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce
And all of my wealth won't buy me health
So I smoke a pint of tea a day

[Bridge]
I knew a man, his brain so small
He couldn't think of nothing at all
Not the same as you and me
He doesn't dig poetry
He's so unhip when you say Dylan
He thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
Whoever he was
The man ain't got no culture

But it's alright, Ma
Everybody must get stoned

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“A Simple Desultory Phillipic” is a parody of Bob Dylan, Paul Simon’s main competitor at the time.

Simon imitates his musical style (mixing electric and acoustic guitars backed by an organ), his declarative vocals, and his “Subterranean Homesick Blues” style of free-associative songwriting.

Originally, the song was released in Paul Simon’s The Paul Simon Songbook, subtitled “Or How I Was Lyndon Johnson’d into Submission”.

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October 10, 1966
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