Two first names and an ampersand
Embroidered proudly on a kitchen towel
These lines describe an artifact of your typical married/long-term couple: a kitchen towel (perhaps a wedding gift) with their names embroidered together, connected by an ampersand, as a kitschy symbol of their love. A domesticated relationship.
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