Adam Sandler – Piece Of Shit Car Lyrics

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[Intro]
Here we go !
No no no (whoo ooh)
Piece of shit car
I gotta piece of shit car
That fuckin' pile of shit

Never gets me very far

[Verse 1]
My car's a big piece of shit
Cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt's fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot

(It's a piece of shit)
I can't see through the windshield
Cause it's got a big fucking' crack

And the interior smells real bad
Cause my friend puked in the back

(It's a piece of shit)

[Hook]
(Piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(He's got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car !

[Verse 2]
It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin' brakes
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole !"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

[Bridge]
(Piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(He got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(That fuckin' pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

[Verse 3]
Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin' stalls

And the seat cushion's got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(Ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger

(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There's no chance I'll ever bang her

(He never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(Piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

[Bridge]
(You got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(Piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin' tires
(You got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(Piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(You got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(Piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
(You got a piece of shit car)
(Piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push
(Piece of shit car...)

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