Arctic Monkeys – Teddy Picker Lyrics

Produced By: James Ford & Mike Crossey
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They've sped up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke

Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen


They've sped up to the point where they provoke
(You to tell the fucking) punchline before you have told the joke
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the Top 100 list


And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were dying for it


She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means


Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
D'you reckon that they do it for a job?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath that says:

"We are defenders
Of any poser
Or professional
Pretender around"

When did your list replace the twist and turn
Like a fist replaced a kiss, don't concern
Us with your bollocks, I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told ya, but you were begging for it

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker
Already thick and you're getting thicker

Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker
Already thick and you're getting thicker

Assuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people
When there's people like you?

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