[Verse 1]
Uhm
I'm callin', there's no answer
You won't answer the phone (Ring-a-ling-a-ling)
Your cell keeps goin' to voicemail
While I wait here in the cold (Brr)
Some call it stalking, but not me
Takes more than some handcuffs to stop me
I know sometimes it's rocky
But we'll still make it through

[Pre-Chorus]
You said you love me (No, not really)
You told me so (No, not really)
You got a crazy way to show it
But you know it's true
You know you love me (No, not really)
You care for me (No, not really)
If it's not love, then I must be psycho
And that's not so

[Chorus]
Hey, you
I know I got screws loose
Thanks to you
I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Do you see we're meant to be?
I'll just follow you wherever you go

[Verse 2]
Mr. Man said he got a different supermodel
Knockin' outside his door (Knock, knock, knock)
He don't know that I got her tied up (Let me out)
In the back of my Range Ro— (Shut up!)
I know you want me (Me)
She's just in the way (Way)
I'll just tie her to the back and hit the highway
Full throttle, bye, supermodel
Hit the bottle (Ah)

[Pre-Chorus]
He loves me (No, not really)
He told me so (No, not really)
He got a crazy way to show it
But you know it's true
You know you love me (No, not really)
You care for me (No, not really)
If it's not love then I must be psycho
(I know you're not calling me psycho (Haha), are you?)

[Chorus]
Hey, you
I know I got screws loose
Thanks to you
I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Do you see we're meant to be?
I'll just follow you wherever you go

[Bridge]
(She follows me wherever I go)
Uh-uh, uh-uh
"Hey" (She follows me wherever I go)
Uh-uh, uh-uh
(She follows me wherever I go)
"Hey you"
(Uh-uh, uh-uh)
"I'm talking to you" (She follows me wherever I go)
(Uh-uh, uh-uh)
"Where you going, boy?" (She follows me wherever I go)
(Uh-uh, uh-uh)
"Oh, you acting like you don't hear me now?" (She follows me wherever I go)
(Uh-uh, uh-uh)
"I thought what we had was real"(She follows me wherever I go)
(Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh)
"My love, you know I told you, baby" (She follows me wherever I go)
"You can't escape my love, don't you know that?" (Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)

[Chorus]
Hey, you
I know I got screws loose
Thanks to you
I lost my marbles a long time ago
I'm just optimistic
A few apples short of a picnic
Do you see we're meant to be?
I'll just follow you wherever you go

[Outro]
Can't escape my love