Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch Lyrics


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Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

[Verse 1]
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough
, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx, never reach an apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early
Just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel

Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

[Verse 2]
Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean
Means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
B-5, you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"


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