[Intro: Gavin Brown]
Ahh, Ahhah, Oh, Ah
Ooh, Ah, Ahhah, Ahh, Ah

[Chorus: Gavin Brown]
Charmander, Squirtle
Pokemon, Turtle
I feel like I might be infertile

[Verse 1: Sean Farrell]
Sam or Cat
I or Carly
B or Beck
V or Victorious
C or Cat
B or Beck
J or Jade
F or Fay
B or Bay
C or Tay!

[Verse 2: Sean Farrell]
To error is to human
To forgive is divine
Well im not quite forgiven
And the error ain't mine
They ain't quite human
At least they're not to my eyes!
One sip of this and ill give them the shock of their lives
Yeah we got the guns
And we got the bombs
In deadshot heaven
We pop [unintelligible]

[Post Chorus]
Ahh, Ahhah, Oh, Ah
Ooh, Ah, Ahhah, Ahh, Ah