[Verse 1: Dirty J]
Got a ball and a biscuit
A bullet and a Triscuit
Got your knees bucklin' like a torn up meniscus
Got your buddy askin' you
Man what is this
I can't talk shit, dog
It's too good to diss this

Well it's the Dirty Heads
Man, they straight from the Pacific
I don't really like 'em, man
They kind of dipshits
This one's a drunk
And while the other gets lifted
This one's a punk
You don't believe me, just listen
'Cause I'm mischievous
And I got the sickest word play
Like Sid vicious and the Pistols rocked the U.K
Cause I'm vandal off the handle
That's what you say
Give me a beat and I will gladly pay you Tuesday

[Chorus: Dirty J + Duddy B]
It's the hip-hop misfits
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted
Hip-hop misfit
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted

[Verse 2: Dirty J]
If you want to say something to the audio professionals
Well, speak into the microphone
It's right above my testicles
Got you haggard MCs runnin'
Hiding under vestibules
Rhymes like everybody, man
They kinda like bisexuals
Pop's is a carpenter, mom's is an arm twister
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Blah, blah, blah, blah, mister
Move it along, mister
Fuck it along, mister
You grab my dick
Don't give a shit and get a palm blister
I know you love the Dirty Heads
You always be blaring 'em
I'm doctoring your pussies like a veterinarian
You whinin' like a baby
Maybe need a cesarean
Man, Dirty J is wasted
Boy, you better take care of him

[Chorus: Dirty J + Duddy B]
It's the hip-hop misfits
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted
Hip-hop misfits
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted

[Verse 3: Dirty J]
I don't mind being knocked off, ridiculed
Made to feel minuscule
When you consider the source
It's kinda pitiful
When you consider the force
It's kinda beautiful
When you consider the choice
It's quite unusual
Took it from Slipknot and flipped it to hip-hop
Walkin' the tight rope
The way to the tip top
You think that you're punk rock
You're wearing a faux hawk
You're not, you're just teen pop
You need to just stop
Because you're not a

[Chorus: Dirty J + Duddy B]
Hip-hop misfits
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted
Hip-hop misfits
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted
Hip-hop misfits
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted
Hip-hop misfits
Yes, from the Pacific
Yes, we getting splifted
Yes, we are the gifted
We are the gifted