[Verse 1]
Out in the sticks and the squirrels and the ticks
And my 30-06, I'm running out of Miller Lite
Trucks in park, the dog won't bark
Couple hours till dark
Wishing one would walk by
Might as well left my gun in the gun rack
Been here all day
All I killed’s a twelve pack

[Chorus]
Sitting here waiting on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets
Aiming at the empties, missing hitting pine trees
It aren’t my fault them cans keep moving
My baby's on the phone saying baby come home
Where you been and
What you've been doing
We'll I've been, sitting here, waiting on a deer
Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

[Verse 2]
The only deer I've seen been John Deere green
And that don't mean, that I got a raw deal
Cause aren’t no boss calling me horse
Ticking me off on the edge of this cornfield
On my second box of Winchester hundred grains
Aren’t seen a big buck but it's been a good day

[Chorus]
Sitting here waiting on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets
Aiming at the empties, missing hitting pine trees
It aren’t my fault them cans keep moving
My baby's on the phone saying baby come home
Where you been and
What you've been doing
We'll I've been, sitting here, waiting on a deer
Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets
Sitting here waiting on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets
Aiming at the empties, missing hitting pine trees
It aren’t my fault them cans keep moving
My baby's on the phone saying baby come home
Where you been and
What you've been doing
We'll I've been, sitting here, waiting on a deer
Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

[Outro]
Sitting here, waiting on a deer
Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets