I'm collectible, delectable, you're a knick knack
Mint condition, 1st edition, you're a knick knack

You don't look good
Made of nothing but plastic and wood

I'm a dreamer, a believer, you're a knick knack
I'm a winner, I'm a champion, you're a knick knack

You ain't worth much
Think I'll trade you in for stuff
Gonna trade you in for candy
You might get a piece of taffy

Knick knack you're not worth my time
But you're always on my mind

I'm David, I'm Goliath, you're a knick knack
I'm the fuhrer, I'm the kaiser, you're a knick knack

You don't look good!
Made of nothing but plastic and wood
Gonna trade you in for candy
You might get a piece of taffy

Knick knack you're not worth my time
But you're always on my mind