Im waking up to smell my butt
I wipe my butt and see my poop
Breathing in awful gas

Im killing people with my gas,I think there is a nuke in my butt
My poop will cause the apocalypse

Im waking up, I feel it in my butt
I think my system might blow up
Welcome to the new age,the new age
Welcome to the new age,the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,my turds in the toilet turds in the toilet
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,my turds in the toilet turds in the toilet

I raise my butt, poop all day
Its the awful sight, i suppose
My poop is red to fit right in
Whoa

Im killing people with my gas,I think there is a nuke in my butt
My poop will cause the apocalypse

Im waking up, I feel it in my butt
I think my system might blow up
Welcome to the new age,the new age
Welcome to the new age,the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,my turds in the toilet turds in the toilet
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,my turds in the toilet turds in the toilet

All poop must go, Down the toilet
Deep in my butt poop still crawling out

Im waking up, I feel it in my butt
I think my system might blow up
Welcome to the new age,the new age
Welcome to the new age,the new age
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,my turds in the toilet turds in the toilet
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,my turds in the toilet turds in the toilet