Gummy Shots
Gummy Shots Lyrics
[Intro]
Man, how are we gonna get girls like Usher & T-Pain?
We can't afford that expensive patrón they always drink
Dude, we're never gonna get girls to drink this nasty stuff
Yeah, maybe if it tasted like a... gummy bear?
[Verse 1]
Girl, it starts real fresh and takes you on a journey
These shots so ill, you'll be leavin' on a gurney
So bottoms up, momma didn't raise a dummy
Me and Jeff gettin' crunk, doin' shots of gummy
Girl, don't even fight it, I know you wanna bite it
You sound so excited before you even tried it
Baby I was wrong, and you know I'm gonna right it
Send you gummy shots, UPS overnight it
[Chorus]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh, girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say, girl, on the couch I'ma save you a spot
Oh, girl, you know I got the bathtub hot
[Verse 2]
Well, you know I can't afford no expensive brandy
So I pour an Old Crow and chase it down with candy
'Cause it's breakin' my heart
That I caused you pain
You can tell by the slo-mo yell in the rain
Baby girl, say the word when you're home alone
I'll be on your doorstep with a shot of Patrón
Then I'll take you to the beach in the Florida Keys
Or a real nice dinner at an Applebee's
Man, how are we gonna get girls like Usher & T-Pain?
We can't afford that expensive patrón they always drink
Dude, we're never gonna get girls to drink this nasty stuff
Yeah, maybe if it tasted like a... gummy bear?
[Verse 1]
Girl, it starts real fresh and takes you on a journey
These shots so ill, you'll be leavin' on a gurney
So bottoms up, momma didn't raise a dummy
Me and Jeff gettin' crunk, doin' shots of gummy
Girl, don't even fight it, I know you wanna bite it
You sound so excited before you even tried it
Baby I was wrong, and you know I'm gonna right it
Send you gummy shots, UPS overnight it
[Chorus]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh, girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say, girl, on the couch I'ma save you a spot
Oh, girl, you know I got the bathtub hot
[Verse 2]
Well, you know I can't afford no expensive brandy
So I pour an Old Crow and chase it down with candy
'Cause it's breakin' my heart
That I caused you pain
You can tell by the slo-mo yell in the rain
Baby girl, say the word when you're home alone
I'll be on your doorstep with a shot of Patrón
Then I'll take you to the beach in the Florida Keys
Or a real nice dinner at an Applebee's
[Bridge]
Breakdown in the middle of the spot
I'ma buy another round
While you checkin' these shots
The money shot
The rims shot
Butt shot
Body shot
Not rapping shot
Bad metaphor shot?
[Chorus]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh, girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say, girl, I wanna take you on a cruise on my yacht
Oh, girl, I gotta admit it's not a real yacht (A real yacht.)
Breakdown in the middle of the spot
I'ma buy another round
While you checkin' these shots
The money shot
The rims shot
Butt shot
Body shot
Not rapping shot
Bad metaphor shot?
[Chorus]
Girl, you make the champagne pop
Oh, girl, I wanna buy you a shot
Say, girl, I wanna take you on a cruise on my yacht
Oh, girl, I gotta admit it's not a real yacht (A real yacht.)
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