That would be “progressive activist” Sydney Leathers, among others.

But he won’t say which ones are not, in an effort to seem like he’s taking the high road. So, it’s up to YOU to decide what’s true and what isn’t.

Before the news of his suspension, 100% of Fantasy Baseball Teams owned Ryan Braun. Well, you can imagine that number going down now.

On the day of the suspension, the Milwaukee Brewers were 18.5 games out of first place. So, now they have a nice excuse why.

And those mistakes were?

It’s very difficult for baseball players to say “I took the drugs.”

If this is unclear, Ryan Braun’s mistakes were cheating at his job so he could have better results, not unlike the corrupt bankers on Wall Street. What he really means is that he regrets being caught.

Also he ruined some poor piss collector’s life.

The current steroid policy was implemented by Major League Baseball in 2005, where a player is suspended 50-games if caught using steroids.

Apparently, Ryan Braun never got the memo that using steroids was a mistake until now.

He was fully aware that steroids are against the rules.

One of the most feared hitters in the game in the late 90’s,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmC0NTmm_c

who was actually ahead of [Ken Griffey Jr.] in pursuit of [Hank Aaron]’s HR record early on. Juan Gone put up mega numbers in Texas, winning the MVP twice in a 3 year period.

In the ‘96 ALDS vs. Joe Torre’s budding Yankee dynasty, he went off nearly carrying the Rangers past the Yanks single-handedly.

He was tied to Angel Presinal, the great steroid supplier.

Time passed… and years later even his own team’s owner accused him of being dirty.

You did!